Friday, June 12, 2009

The perfect PBJ

How to make the perfect PBJ, as dictated by a 3 year old.....
The ingredients;
Frozen Wheat Bread(the spongy kind),
Skippy Super Chunk Peanut Butter,
Boysenberry Jam
Milk

Supplies;
Spoon
Plate
Knife
Glass
Napkin
Chair
1 Granny
1 Rufus(the dog)


Drag the chair over to the island, get the frozen bread out, Take out two pieces, place on plate. Get Jam from Fridge. Get Peanut Butter from pantry.
Climb on chair, direct said Granny to open Peanut butter jar, hold at angle so I can watch, scoop out peanut butter with knife. Then cover every inch of bread, leaving no bread showing.
Open Jam Jar, let me smell, and scoop out a huge lump of jam with spoon, spread on other piece of bread. "Hand 'poon to me for the lickin".
Then kiss both pieces of bread(making the kiss noise) put back on plate, use knife to cut into triangles(see attached photo).
Make the granny carry it upstairs to our office, place on table turn on Sponge Bob... TADA!!! Perfect-- Spank You Granny!!

24 comments:

Parker said...

Awwwwww I want one.

Kim Flack said...

adorable little face! what about the after shot covered in PB & J! :)

The Fantablous Colette said...

ROFL he uses a towel on his shirt... but still ends up with PBJ spread on his little face

Amanda said...

Awww! Mine are getting past that adorable stage. I'm going to miss it. The Elder is even starting to stink... *sigh*

Tycho Beresford said...

And as a blessing, right before we eat, we say "Welcome Parky Pub."

Parker said...

Sir Tycho, pronunciation is everything it's "Welcome Pawwwwkie Pub"

Parker said...

Okay, 'Crighton in a skirt'. Even Crighton in pants doesn't go this long between blog posts.

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